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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad?Not him again, hes in here every night !
 
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Waiter, waiter! Theres a dead spider in my soup. Yes, maam, they cant stand the boiling water.... more

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